搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
人物:农夫, 兔子A, 兔子B, 大树.
农夫:I ’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A cool farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步, 突然被绊了一跤, 继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~chuan Middle School.So,I’m rich now![开始展示名牌, 边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile ——Nokia WC 250!This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is „ [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~You are out!It’s my modern——锄头~![看下表] It is time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]
树:I ’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作, 哼哼哈西!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit![引导观众看兔子A). 树站回后台]
兔子A :OK,I ’m a rabbit.Now I’m just walking around here.
[农夫继续锄地, 边锄边上场, 突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it![偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
[农夫跟在兔子后面. 两个人走啊走. 兔子突然回头. 农夫假装看手表. 两人继续走. 兔子回头. 农夫假装看天气. 两人继续走. 兔子回头. 农夫假装打手机. 两人继续走, 兔子回头. 这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子.] 兔子A :Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What do you want?
农夫:Huh „!I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A :Wah~[兔子跑, 躲到树后面, 农夫追到树前]
农夫:Where~to go?Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音). 兔子在树后惊慌躲闪, 没被打到. 树做出受伤中弹状. 农夫又开枪, 同上. 农夫开始加快频率, 火力密集地开枪. 兔子开始时惊慌躲闪, 躲着躲着跳起舞来. 树继续痛苦中弹状.]
兔子A[自我陶醉中, 边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me!You can't hurt me! 树:[痛苦万分地]But„you „Hurt me„.[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞. 农夫停止开枪, 走到兔子面前, 看着它. 兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫:Ah ha~!Bye bye ![举枪对准兔子, 开枪, 没声音, 看看枪, 示意没子弹了. 兔子见状, 非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A :Ha ha ha ha!You can’t kill me now![兴奋大笑, 笑到抽筋, 笑到后仰. 突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![倒地]
农夫:OH![很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch ,I caught you ![把兔子绑到树上. 打呵欠]tired!I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉](打鼾的声音)
兔子A :[兔子很快醒了, 看看四周, 发现自己被绑了, 很惊讶]Where am What happened?
树:[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.
兔子A :What?!I must leave here!But how can I escape?[东张西望, 看到农夫的手机]A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC
250!Wow,how fashion![放回原处. 又自觉地把自己绑在树上. 突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me![又不知不觉地把自己放出来, 那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音:拨电话) Hello? 兔子B :Hello!It ’s Jenny.
兔子A :Hey Jenny!
兔子B :Oh,hey Mary!
兔子A :How are you?
兔子B :Fine,thank you.And
兔子A :I ’m fine too!How are your parents?
兔子B :They are fine,thank you.And
兔子A :They are fine,too!How is your uncle?
兔子B :He ’s fine,thank you!And
兔子A :He ’s fine ,too!How„
兔子B :Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me?If you want borrow some money from me„NO WAY!
兔子A :No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!
兔子B :But where are you?
兔子A :I ’m under a tree!
兔子B :[边打电话边在附近走, 经过兔子A 面前, 两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A :I see a rabbit „that looks exactly like you!
兔子B :A rabbit„like me„ OK!I ’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for
me!I will help you![匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话, 小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处, 然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A :Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah![兴奋过度, 后仰, 头又撞倒树上, 倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt!Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I ’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音, 死去]
[兔子B 上.]兔子B :I ’m also a rabbit!I’m smart!I’m lovely!And I’m (作风情万种)beautiful! (自我陶醉)[转头看自己右手边, 却发现兔子A 倒在地上]Oh,my!Mary![伏在兔子A 身上](哭声)I ’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]
树:Oh!Oh,don ’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m brea~ken![朝地上倒, 压倒兔子B]
兔子B :What?NO..NO!...I „can ’t „.breath „„(作死了的声音)
[农夫一觉醒来. 看见两只兔子] En..Two rubbits!I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子, 哼着小曲下场]
搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
人物:农夫, 兔子A, 兔子B, 大树.
农夫:I ’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A cool farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步, 突然被绊了一跤, 继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~chuan Middle School.So,I’m rich now![开始展示名牌, 边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile ——Nokia WC 250!This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is „ [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~You are out!It’s my modern——锄头~![看下表] It is time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]
树:I ’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作, 哼哼哈西!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit![引导观众看兔子A). 树站回后台]
兔子A :OK,I ’m a rabbit.Now I’m just walking around here.
[农夫继续锄地, 边锄边上场, 突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it![偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
[农夫跟在兔子后面. 两个人走啊走. 兔子突然回头. 农夫假装看手表. 两人继续走. 兔子回头. 农夫假装看天气. 两人继续走. 兔子回头. 农夫假装打手机. 两人继续走, 兔子回头. 这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子.] 兔子A :Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What do you want?
农夫:Huh „!I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A :Wah~[兔子跑, 躲到树后面, 农夫追到树前]
农夫:Where~to go?Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音). 兔子在树后惊慌躲闪, 没被打到. 树做出受伤中弹状. 农夫又开枪, 同上. 农夫开始加快频率, 火力密集地开枪. 兔子开始时惊慌躲闪, 躲着躲着跳起舞来. 树继续痛苦中弹状.]
兔子A[自我陶醉中, 边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me!You can't hurt me! 树:[痛苦万分地]But„you „Hurt me„.[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞. 农夫停止开枪, 走到兔子面前, 看着它. 兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫:Ah ha~!Bye bye ![举枪对准兔子, 开枪, 没声音, 看看枪, 示意没子弹了. 兔子见状, 非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A :Ha ha ha ha!You can’t kill me now![兴奋大笑, 笑到抽筋, 笑到后仰. 突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ![倒地]
农夫:OH![很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch ,I caught you ![把兔子绑到树上. 打呵欠]tired!I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉](打鼾的声音)
兔子A :[兔子很快醒了, 看看四周, 发现自己被绑了, 很惊讶]Where am What happened?
树:[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you.
兔子A :What?!I must leave here!But how can I escape?[东张西望, 看到农夫的手机]A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC
250!Wow,how fashion![放回原处. 又自觉地把自己绑在树上. 突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me![又不知不觉地把自己放出来, 那起手机][做出打电话的样子] (配音:拨电话) Hello? 兔子B :Hello!It ’s Jenny.
兔子A :Hey Jenny!
兔子B :Oh,hey Mary!
兔子A :How are you?
兔子B :Fine,thank you.And
兔子A :I ’m fine too!How are your parents?
兔子B :They are fine,thank you.And
兔子A :They are fine,too!How is your uncle?
兔子B :He ’s fine,thank you!And
兔子A :He ’s fine ,too!How„
兔子B :Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me?If you want borrow some money from me„NO WAY!
兔子A :No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!
兔子B :But where are you?
兔子A :I ’m under a tree!
兔子B :[边打电话边在附近走, 经过兔子A 面前, 两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A :I see a rabbit „that looks exactly like you!
兔子B :A rabbit„like me„ OK!I ’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for
me!I will help you![匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话, 小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处, 然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A :Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah![兴奋过度, 后仰, 头又撞倒树上, 倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt!Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I ’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音, 死去]
[兔子B 上.]兔子B :I ’m also a rabbit!I’m smart!I’m lovely!And I’m (作风情万种)beautiful! (自我陶醉)[转头看自己右手边, 却发现兔子A 倒在地上]Oh,my!Mary![伏在兔子A 身上](哭声)I ’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]
树:Oh!Oh,don ’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m brea~ken![朝地上倒, 压倒兔子B]
兔子B :What?NO..NO!...I „can ’t „.breath „„(作死了的声音)
[农夫一觉醒来. 看见两只兔子] En..Two rubbits!I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子, 哼着小曲下场]